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Lackadaisy

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 16, 2015, 10:05 AM
Hey everyone! If you've never herd of Lackadaisy cats it's a super awesome  webcomic made by the equally awesome  :icontracyjb: tracyjb 

Right now they got a thunderclap going, and all they need is a little support. (If you don't know what Thunderclap is here's a brief explanation, Thunderclap is a crowdspeaking platform that helps people be heard by saying something together. It allows a single message to be mass-shared, flash mob-style, all at the same time on a given date.) So all you got to do is hit 'Support' and choose the social media of your choice and  automatically thunderclap will post the message on your facebook, twitter, whatever. 

It's stupid easy and literately takes 3 seconds, so shoot them a little support. Thanks everybody. :D


www.thunderclap.it/projects/24…

Uncomfortable Tag!

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 5, 2015, 6:57 AM
Because my journals have been huge downers lately and because :iconkanji-or-koi: Kanji-or-Koi dared me to.
It's Time For A Tag About My Obscene Lack Of Sexual Activity! Yay! :dummy:

And for once with these things i'm going to try to be truthful.


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

NO! All of Y'all are Grody! >.<


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Uhh... When i find out i'll let you know... ^^;


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Diagonally and or my side.


4. Do you masturbate?

Once... about 13 years ago. got nothing out of it.
Fun little story, the night before last i was at work trying to take a poop in the bathroom when someone walked in, not only walked in but stayed there outside the stall like a freak. And personally i like my privacy when i poop so i decided to do something about it. So i grabbed my bottom lip and started making gross, wet, flappy noises as well as groaning and grunting. Didn't take long for the guy to leave after that. :D
100% True story.

5. How often? Lately?

That one time... 13 years ago. :P

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

God have mercy on the soul that wants to see 'This' Naked.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?


All depending on how lazy i feel at the moment

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Not to my knowledge. Unless there's something you want to tell me. O.o

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

Uhh Does laughing at a porn mags/DVD whenever we get on at work count? (Works at a Goodwill)


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

I am an aggressive sleeper. :P

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Love as a friend? Sure!

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

Ummm... yes? ish...

13. Would you choose love or money?

Dude... hard call. >.>


14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Only the ones in my legs, back and neck. :T


15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

I've had a few people come on to me before, other than that no.


16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Uhh...


17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Ummm...


18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Hmmm....


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

lol No!
But i Reeeeally do want to go to one.
And give the strippers coupons instead of money.


20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

LOL! No! Don't drink either. :P


21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Nope.


22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

No...


23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Why with all these questions man? Geez... >.<


24. What's your sexuality?

A-Sexual. I know, shocker isn't it?


25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Seen people have sex in the movie theater... >.>


26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Out of places in this world... why oh Why would you want to have sex in a Bathroom!?


27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Other than the fake faping previously mentioned? no.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Yes i have, It was horrible, Don't ask why... T^T


29. Bought something from an adult store?

I want to have no memory of that place... -___-;


30. Do you own any sex toys?

Do the barbies and action figures we get at work count?

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

More than i can count... O___O


32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Well... someone does have a pic of my gross man tits... don't ask.


33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Dude... I call people the wrong name in my day to day life, i'd imagine i would in bed too.


34. Have you ever had phone sex?

Nope. Phones don't have any hole i'm interested in. :P


35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Jokeingly yes.


36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

If you can  stick your dick in it, sure... why not? >.<


37. What's your favorite sexual position?

All of the above. O___O


38. What's your favorite sex act?

Everything on the DA front page, seriously. Have you been there lately?


39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

That just sounds.... confuseing... >.>


40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
knock yourself out lol, steal, answer, re-re-re-post

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What she said...

The one exception being :iconknow-kname: 

Know-Kname


I'm tagging the Bajeebus out you man. 




Foreclosure Update

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 2, 2015, 8:32 AM
Well, I have good news and some bad news. Good news is we were able to get an appeal and we've postponed the foreclosure for another three weeks. Bad news is that we still owe them 13000 dollars... but we only need another 9000.

So if you please, send us a donation on our GoFundMe Page: www.gofundme.com/ple5hs

Even one dollar would be a big help. 
If you can It'll also be a big help if you shared this with  people on facebook, twitter, DA what have you.. 





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Lackadaisy

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 16, 2015, 10:05 AM
Hey everyone! If you've never herd of Lackadaisy cats it's a super awesome  webcomic made by the equally awesome  :icontracyjb: tracyjb 

Right now they got a thunderclap going, and all they need is a little support. (If you don't know what Thunderclap is here's a brief explanation, Thunderclap is a crowdspeaking platform that helps people be heard by saying something together. It allows a single message to be mass-shared, flash mob-style, all at the same time on a given date.) So all you got to do is hit 'Support' and choose the social media of your choice and  automatically thunderclap will post the message on your facebook, twitter, whatever. 

It's stupid easy and literately takes 3 seconds, so shoot them a little support. Thanks everybody. :D


www.thunderclap.it/projects/24…

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